Do you have a face? Do you prefer not thinking about it? Boy, do we have the sunscreen for you.

For every one of you lazyfaces out there who doesn’t give a hoot about skincare, there’s probably one person in your life who does. It could be your wife, girlfriend, or the dermatologist in your fantasy football league.

They’d be excited to know that you’re considering a product that’s a dermatologist-developed, non-nano mineral zinc oxide, broad spectrum sunscreen, that applies clear (not white cast). And it’s non-comedogenic, paraben-free, and reef-safe, to boot.

But we also know your lazyface doesn’t like word salad. So made this nifty chart  to explain:

Why She Cares

It’s everything you need.

It doesn’t clog pores.

It’s not tested on wild animals.

Why You Care

It’s just one thing to remember.

It doesn’t feel like goop.

It won’t wear off if you go wild on the beach or in the lake.

We know you, you lazyface. You might be lazy about applying creams, screens, and serums on your face. But you’re not lazy about taking your face out on the weekends.

That’s why we’ve designed our products  to be water, sweat and sand resistant. We don’t want Lazyface coming off of your lazyface because Lazyface was designed to protect your lazy-ass face.

For when your lazyface is on a boat.
For when your lazyface is on the links.
For when your lazyface is lounging by the pool.
For when your lazyface is rock climbing.
For when your lazyface is on the docks.
For when your lazyface is paddling.
For when your lazyface is hooking marlins.
For when your lazyface is on a mountain.
For when your lazyface is floating the river.
For when your lazyface is at the driving range.
For when your lazyface is cycling.
For when your lazyface is in the garden.
For when your lazyface is catching rays.
For when your lazyface is watching a daygame.
For when your lazyface is getting fresh air.
For when your lazyface is music festivaling.
For when your lazyface is fly fishing.
For when your lazyface is on a lazy river.
For when your lazyface is on the high dive.
For when your lazyface is pickleballing.
For when your lazyface is getting some sun.
For when your lazyface is beach volleyballing.
For when your lazyface is running a 5k.
For when your lazyface is...